I don’t really know what to start with but I kinda wanted to write something so this post is just gonna be some ramblings of a very much bored and overstressed human.
Oh yeah, speaking of humans I am part of that wonderfully special and forever under-appreciated group of individuals that are too awkward to help themselves. No we are not the normal awkward you may have in mind (tbh I don’t even know what someone would have in mind as “normal” awkward but I needed to write it that way to emphasize my awkwardness ok).
But like, I’m like Mr.Bean level awkward except that I don’t try to be, it just kinda happens. If only I could embrace my weird awkward self like Mr.Bean *sigh, I mean don’t get me wrong, it takes guts to proudly drive around in a lime green car and go on adventures with your teddy bear in public.
Instead I try to be “cool” and “normal”, and usually end up falling over someone, something, or myself ONTO someone, something or my best friend the floor ( I can’t stop falling for it 😉 ). Oh I also love it when I generally forget how to speak intelligible words whenever I’m in a group of friends or a decently attractive person (this somehow 10/10 always happens when there is a hot person in the vicinity!!) I also really love to bask in moments when spit or pieces of my lunch that decided to camp out between my braces just decide to fly out of my mouth when I’m speaking to people I’d rather not spit on.
Oh and I can’t forget to mention the highlight of my awkward existence, my talent for thinking of HUNDREDS (How I wish I was exaggerating) of BAD jokes. The worst part is that I somehow always try to start friendships with people by trying to seem witty, but like you know you need wit to be able to do that in the first place so… I usually just end up laughing at my own jokes and then dismissing myself from all future attempts of socially interacting with humans.
Yeah… I don’t know if this post had a purpose but does anything really have a purpose?
I mean pencils and like toothbrushes do.. but you get my point….
and if you didn’t it was my attempt at being witty and making the post sound deep but I think it just proves my awkwardness 🙂